Blue wants to give James Cameron a Nutshot

Oh, for the love of fuck.

Well, it seems my unknown benefactor, the person or persons who conceived of this Idea-World, has seen Avatar. I just woke up and plugged in, and....sky islands. Fucking sky islands, littering the great beyond like turds in a pristine swimming pool. I could tell something had changed as soon as I plugged in, because the Idea-World was jittering. It does that sometimes....jitters like a bad television set. This current one doesn't do it very often; the first one did it all the time. It's very weird to experience and I don't like it. It seems to indicate the Idea-World is changing. And, sure enough, sky islands.

They even look like the ones in Avatar. Not that I've seen that candy-coated piece of mediocrity with its giant naked smurf-things having ponytail sex or whatever it is they do.

"Oh, but Blue!" whines some reader somewhere. "You like computers, right? You're kind of a nerd, right? Surely you'd love such an extrrrrrravangaza of CGI prowess!"

Fuck nerds. I hate them. Fucking fat, greasy, pathetic manchildren who cling to their D&D and their MMOs because they'd prefer to cling to a made-up fantasy world, rather than face the real one. Pitiful butterballs and skinny zit-faces who tell everyone they have Asperger's so they don't have to admit they just have zero social skills. Hate them. And hate pointless spectacle movies that cater to them. Give me a STORY. Give me actors ACTING, not just prancing about in faggy wetsuits covered in Christmas lights.

Jesus, what if the creator of the Idea-World is a nerd? The place does sometimes resemble a particularly immersive MMO, or maybe a Myst game. Dammit, dammit, now Blue is worried.

Anyway. At least there are still no people. When I start to see people in the Idea-World, I know it's time to hide, because the creator of the Idea-World is close. It's like....the Idea-World can't be arsed to create people in places unoccupied by its creator, so it just makes them for like a five-mile radius around him or her. Or so I intuited from the first Idea-World. I should talk about that place sometime; it was one unique environment.

I'm a bit disgusted with the Idea-World right now, and I want to prove to myself that I'm not hopefully stuck on it like a fat thirteen-year-old to World of Warcraft. I'm gonna go watch some GOOD movies. Tarantino, bitches.

--Blue's Not Here Right Now